Country Dictionary

Olives

Olives: The only food on the planet that looks like a testicle, and tastes like urine smells.

"Why do Olives taste like pee smells???"

rusty pole

Directly after having anal sex with your buddy's little sister, you stuff your cock in her mouth.....thus creating a rusty pole.

"Dude, I gave your sister a rusty pole last night...the best part was she liked it"

Vineard

Vineard: (vinegar + mustard = Vineard) (pronounced vin-arde)
One of the most horrible smells on the planet...somewhat similar to Olives or Cat Pee

"Dude, do you have a cat??"
"Why??"
"Because your room smells like Vineard!!!"

poop

Poop: (aka: Shit, Mr. Big, Butt-Mud)

A smelly, oily substance thats is usually created by eating McDonalds, or an intoxicated late night binge at the local Taco Bell. Discharged from Uranus, "poop" is usually identified by it's offensive smell, and color changing appearence.

(Colors can very from "Baby Poo Brown", "Rum Bum Black", "Beer Butt Yellow" or the dreaded "Fuck me, I cant remember anything about last night, accept I killed a hooker, ate her brains, and took a poop in her mouth Green")