A fork of Rural Dictionary
A tangy sauce often put on hotdogs and hamburgers. Called mustard because it is in fact the same color as mustard
Hand me the bottle of mustard please
You get busted, I neva leave home without mustard - Method Man (He's from Queens/Long Island so this rhymes)
The type of person who sits in the corner of the cafeteria with others just like him or her. Tends to shower infrequently but think he or she is dead sexy. Extremely dramatic. Is either into Wicca, goth, or ROTC. Likes the Crow WAY too much. Mustards interbreed and tend to make gross public displays of affection.
That mustard girl is crying again. Probably because that mustard guy dumped her for that other mustard and took back his Bowie albums.
This is an alternative name for marijuana. It is often used at the office/workplace or in emails so that other words for pot need not be used.
"I wish I could have some mustard with my lunch today." "I'll meet you for a beer, and maybe later we can have some mustard."