Country Dictionary

Old Greg

the best sea creature dude on youtube EVER.

hes hilariouso and SEXXIIII

quote from the Old Greg video:


Old Greg: Hi there, I’m old greg, pleased to meet ya. What you doin in my waters?
Fisherman: Just takin the air you know, not fishin.
Greg: Then how come this hooks in my head fool?!
Fisherman: Its nothing to do with me.
Old Gee: Its attached to your rod mother licka!!
Fisherman: Don’t kill me, I’ve got so much to give.
GEEE: Easy now fuzzy little man peach.Ever drank baileys out of a shoe? Do you want to come to a club were people wee on eachotha?
Fisherman: No.
oldgreg: I’m goina hurt you.
fisherman: Excuse me.
GREG: I like you, what do you think of me?
Fisherman: I don’t really know sir.
GreG: Make an assessment.
fish: I think you’re a nice modern gentle man.
GREG: Don’t lie to me boy.
man: I’m not lying.
gregster: I know what your thinking.Here comes old Greg, he’s scaly man fish

Peup

Poo.
just said much more gangster-like YA HEAR?

poo
poop
poopy

"SMELLS LIKE PEUP!"
"Did you just peup?"
"i need to peup!"
"did someone just peup on the floor?!?!"

Helol

Its like the word
"Hello"
but youre laughing
so it ends up going
Helhahahahahha
:)

gangster : "yo yo yo sup?"
you : "Helol!"

best.