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short for computor usually used by lazy people in chat rooms on the internet

mike: man my putor' crashed max: shame well it's ok you can download some porn off my putor'

this is were all hte wiggers come to play and try to act black so if your traveling dont come into southington the white people there are all on drugs

erik martin is a wigger

In the house. First you were in the house, then you were in the hiz-ouse, then you were in the hiz-ay, then you were in the hizzy. Now we just say your in the flippity-floppity-floop.

"Yo,yo,yo dawg, Randy Jackson is in the flippity-floppity-floop!"

Dont forget he's a yugayo freak who goes into fits of rage and tries to throw chairs but cant cause he cant lift the chair

look the dews goin into his "im gonna go stand in the corner as to get attention from others but failing misserably.

A very stable piece of audio production software. Though stable, it unfortunatly is designed by Digidesign, the biggest bastards in the industry. They require you to use exclusively their hardware in conjuction with the software. When the new version of protools comes out, all the sudden you have to buy new hardware because its not compatible with the new version... even though Digidesign themselfs designed and sold the hardware to you only two years earlier. Their hardware is high quality... and you pay for it. An entry level Protools TDM system costs upwards of 10 grand. Isn't it nice to know that those thousands of dollars of hardware will be useless in two years? Protools doesn't play nicely with other pieces of software. Your computer must be free of all other sofware for Protools to work. If by any chance (which is great) that you will need tech support, Digidesign will be glad to take your $60/hour to tell you that the reason your system doesnt work is because YOU fucked it up, even though its clearly bullshit... Every professional in the industry should stock up on MOTU I/O's and nice mic pre and just use Nuendo. It may be slightly less stable, but it can do more and your hardware will last you many years with multiple versions of software.

I wasted $30 grand two years ago on a system thats now worth 2 grand. I should have spend a quarter of that money on a Nuendo system that still would be useable today... even with the new, more stable version. With the extra money I could have bought a rack of high end Focusrite mic pre's to make extemely prestine recordings.

a resident of the globe; one who lives across the borders and travels more than dwells in a single place.

Globers constitute the growing portion of population all over the world. Many business people, journalists, actors, scientists, politicians, and employees of international organizations and multinational corporations are globers by their occupation and way of life.

Average Frustrated Chump. A guy who lacks skills, and confidence when it comes to women. He will often end up in the "friend zone" because he obeys girls like a slave.

An AFC in a bar with gorgeous women would sit in the corner, and ask himself "why aren't they coming up to me." When he should be going up to them, but wont, because he lacks confidence.