A fork of Rural Dictionary
Originally a liquid headache medicine, until it was realized that it tastes oh-so sweet. (Though it does cure headaches still) Now sold internationally, and has become a sponsor of most movie theatres, which sucks, because before you can watch your movie, you have to watch 20 minutes of Coca-Cola ads. I love coke, but show me my damn movie.
"Oy! I got a headache!" "Here, have a coke! It's refreshing!"
(taxes + toxicosis) - a seasonal depression caused by tax preparations; an acute condition of majority of population every March and April. Symptoms: weakness, exhaustion, nausea, melancholy, etc. Cf. toxicosis, a pathological condition caused by the action of a poison or toxin.
You look a sort of depressed. What happened? - A usual spring condition: taxicosis.