A fork of Rural Dictionary
A name given to the juiciest booty in town! Someone who twerks that booty hard and makes all the ladies extra moist! BOM BOM BOM!
They call me the Stache Booty Johnson!
Stachenese, derived from the Italian god of DeStache translates to “slide that pussy” and consists of words such as “SPLOTCHBANOLE” and “BOMBAYANOO” YE YE!
Teach me that Stachenese, bitch please!
When you kill a rat trying to run you over on warzone!
VEEP VEEP MOTHERBISH!
When you’re watching DeStache on Twitch, on your 160p toaster and the buffer is too much!
OG: Call me the Buffer Buffer Marks!
A name given to the hairy beaver! Someone who is taking a break from shaving to go au natural for that extra fuzzy cream pie!
We don’t care, if you’ve got brown hairs downstairs!