Country Dictionary

abrv. of caffiene

I need some sweet caffie before I can start my day.

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

To back out, or bail on something you promised to do.

That dick completely geezed on us.

The sweet dessert of blasphemy, usually enjoyed by the throughly hell-bound. (created from the act of raping Gad anally)

Fuck it. I'm going to hell anyway. May as well enjoy the God Fudge.

When guys get together and tell annoying/weird/funny stories about their girlfriends.

"She was still pissed about something I said in my sleep 6 weeks ago" "Dem Crazy Bitches!"

To attempt to put a positive spin or light on something that is clearly shit.

Polish the turd all you want- that movie still sucks.

From UT To mindless blast at doorways, openinsg and portals, hoping to get lucky and frag some poor fuck. A noob tactic.

That little shitbag caught 39 frags just by hole spamming