A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a homeowner constructs an extra tall fence on the section of his property that borders a neighbor's land that he hates. Can be made to obstruct a view, such as in a mountain range. Garunteed to piss off the offending neighbor.
Dude 1: My neighbor wont tie up his damn dog. It keeps shitting on my lawn. I'm building a spite fence! Dude 2: Damn good idea! That'll piss him off!
When somebody shits on a neighbors porch. Usually expresses deep hatred. Can be used to end feuds between neighbors. Will piss off the targeted neighbor to an unbelievable degree.
Dude 1: I've been feuding with that damn neighbor for years! He just took a Porch Shit! Dude 2: I Wish I'd been there to see it. Dude 1: I got a picture! I'm sending it to the homeowners association!
A person you hate. Used as an insult, literally meaning "he who fucks a donkey" stems from the roman word donkeyfuckerous maximums.
My roommate kept me up till 5 talking to his girlfriend. I hate that donkey fucker. That damn guy almost merged into my car. Donkey fucker.