A fork of Rural Dictionary
The pervert got caught cuffing his dummy under his coat in a porn theater.
An individual, usually male, but in today's society may be a female, who sniffs girls' bicycle seats. The individual must be 13-16 years only to qualify as a Snarf. If the Snarf is younger that 13, they are just stupid. Older than 16 the Snarf is a freaking pervert. It is perfectly acceptable for a person from 13-16 to be a Snarf.
The Snarf eagerly put his/her nose to the girl's bicycle seat after the rider dismounted the vehicle.
The act of sniffing girls’ bicycle seats -or- The person who sniffs girls’ bicycle seats.
1. The young lad was actually a snarf who relished the sniffing of teenage girls’ bicycle seats, especially after they had been riding for an extended period of time. (Noun) 2. The boy would anxiously snarf the girls’ bicycle seats after they dismounted them at the convenience store. (Verb)
Polite replacement term for clusterfuck. When speaking in certain social situations, a speaker may feel the necessity to dramatize the futility of events, but decorum prevents. By utilizing clusterflop, the gravity of the event is emphasized without resorting to profanity
My attempt at cooking dinner turned into a real clusterflop.
Peewee got caught cuffing the dummy in the porn theater.
His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.
Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.) A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.
Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.