A fork of Rural Dictionary
A glossary of terms containing the word "Shit", used to describe various objects situations. The index is as follows: - Apeshit: Insanely, possibly dangerously aggressive - Batshit: Deranged, crazy, bizarre - Bullshit: Lies, False, Untrue - Chickenshit: Cowardly, fearful - Dipshit: Foolish, stupid - Dogshit: Low quality, very easy to damage - Horseshit: Blatantly unfair, biased toward one side over another - The Shit: Very impressive, widely enjoyable
Proper usage of the Shit Index is key to good hyperbole.
A large, four-armed, ape like creature known to haunt the Arctic or rocky areas of the planet Pandora. Also known as a Primal Creature, Ferrovore, or, most commonly, a Bullymong.
-Axton: Hey, did you see me kill that Boner Fart by hitting it with a Grenade? -Salvador: Yeah, that was awesome!
A fantastical synonym for Bullshit, Horseshit, etc. Used to describe an undesirable situation or outcome.
Dungeon Master: Roll for initiative. Paladin: *Rolls* Dungeon Master: Nat 1. Paladin: That's dragon dookie!
A good friend to have, in spite of some eccentricities
Neil: Thanks for helping me with my research project! Ben: No problem, home slice.
A hybrid of a human male and a camel, created for advertising purposes. Known for his love of cigarettes.
Joe the Man Camel would ultimately meet his end from lung cancer brought on by excessive smoking.
An extremely obscure warrior from Ancient Greece. Bophades was rumored to be stronger than any warrior at the time, even Achilles, but he had one crippling weakness: his testicles. Legends say that he died after being kicked there.
You've heard of Achilles' Heel, but have you heard of Bophades' nuts?