A fork of Rural Dictionary
An idiot, especially one who thinks almost exclusively about sex.
Bill: *Stares at some random chick's ass* Dave: *slaps back of Bill's head* Yo, Cock for Brains, focus.
The original name for the popular Nintendo character Kirby before he was called, well, Kirby, according to a Twitter account allegedly belonging to Masahiro Sakurai (it was a joke account). Incidentally, Kirby himself wasn't even actually Pink in his debut game, but rather entirely white.
Nintendo of America Twitter: What was Kirby’s original name? Masahiro Sakurai: Pink Piece of Shit. I should know, I created him.
The act of dressing up one's penis as a hotdog, typically by covering it with mustard.
When changing his underwear, Bill discovered there was mustard on his junk, apparently the result of an attempted Portland Frank.
Another word for puffed cheese curls.
-Alan: Hey, I'm starving. You got anything to eat? -Bob: Yeah I'll get some Ghetto Shrimp. -Alan: Cool, thanks.
The mouth of a person who talks too much.
"Shut the word hole in your face before I fill it with angry diarrhea!"
The Lottery as seen by a person who consistently loses at it, observed in the Adult Swim animated series Squidbillies, specifically the episode "Double Trucking the Tricky Two."
Dan Halen *Reading from a hat made by Early*: "I ANT WON JAK A LOT FROM THE SQUATTERY THE LOTTERYS SHOULD BE THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE I AYNT JACK SQUATTING A LOT Y THEY SHOULD RENAME THE LOTTERY TO THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER WIN IN IT!!!!!"
The act of deliberately, and usually maliciously, changing a detail of an event for one's own benefit.
Alan realized he became the victim of the Texas Switch when his blind date was a trap.