Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dumbass

If you seriously need to know what this means, then you probably are one.

Like, seriously. Dumbass.

by MadMark255 February 04, 2021

Dickfence

Another term for asshole; somebody that acts in a shitty manner consistently

Tyler: *pushes Bob out of his way* Bob: Jesus, Tyler, you're such a fucking dickfence!

by MadMark255 November 09, 2020

Pokenemonus Thegonus

The biblical term for the game Pokemon GO, as is observed by Lord Francis of the Filth in his video "POKEMON GO IS THE END OF HUMANITY."

Filthy Frank: Now the bible talks about the Pokenemonus Thegonus...Pokemon GO.

by MadMark255 April 08, 2019

The Hooker's Bath

According to the late comedian George Carlin, the hooker's bath is the act of cleaning only the following body parts: 1. Armpits 2. Asshole 3. Teeth 4. Crotch

Having no time for a proper shower, Susie just did the hooker's bath.

by MadMark255 February 18, 2017

Get Aboard

A phrase said to someone who misses the point of a joke and/or sarcastic comment by responding to such with an otherwise relevant anecdote.

Stan: Ugh, my hair looks terrible! Rob: Did you know a rhinos horn is made of hair? Stan: Dude, get aboard!

by MadMark255 November 11, 2020

Stupidvisor

A manager of a business that lacks any actual management authority (e.g., being able to hire or fire new employees)

Tim: Wanna go to that new place? Bob: Nah, the owners are morons and the manager's probably a stupidvisor

by MadMark255 July 19, 2021

Meatspace

Real life, as opposed to the internet or video games (cyberspace).

After spending some time on my computer, I decided to go out and take a walk in meatspace.

by MadMark255 April 10, 2022