A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the world is forced to move their clocks forward an hour, for a generally unknown reason. Mostly, to piss off people who value sleep and not being at work or school.
"ugh...I gotta turn my alarm clock forward..god damn daylight saving time..."
"I know! it's more like Daylight's raping time, for real, for real."
"word."
1.) A dismal truth often laced by melodrama
2.) A immature/bitter/ not-thought-about-before-spoken, utterance, typically by someone who possibly should have been an abortion (for them and the world's sake).
3.) a hyperbolized fortune telling done by a pallid, black donning, fukko who claims to know the future
lame person: life has no meaning...its so...abysmal
person whose life sucks but still tries: it sucks...in intervals...the meaning is to just find some..find what makes you happy and shit..
lame person: you find your purpose...but then what? thats temporary....
person whose life sucks but still tries: eh....well thats a Cold, Goth Truth...<mumbles underbreath> kill yourself.
lame person: huh? what'd you say?
person...: huh? what?
1. A virginal, or sexually fastidious person
2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.
3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.
b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.
c) Alone.
4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.
person 1: So, I was talking to Liz today and I told her that sometimes I kiss my girlfriend during or after a getting head and she was cringed and was like "eww. thats gross"
person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.
male term meaning to masturbate.
guy 1: what the shit- what took you so long? fappin?
guy 2: eh..no. only tiny peckered fools "fap" I was Slappin' the bass.
guy 1: touche.
A very extreme version of "beer goggles".
when a person who wears corrective lenses or glasses is -not- wearing them and is drunk and people become drastically more attractive and even look like wholly different people altogether.
guy 1: OMG I slept with who?!
guy 2: with insert name of mildly unattractive person...I couldn't believe it either.
guy 1: I knew I should've put on my glasses after I took my contacts off at our party...he must've went through the transformation chamber. I though I got laid by some chick who looked like Liv Tyler...
guy 2: hah...if only. you know, they say vanity is a killer.
emoticons styled to resemble the super-deformed expressions of characters in Japanese animation*.
*better known as Anime to their fans.
I'm so happy ^___^;
I'm so sad .___.
I'm tired as f*ck x___x
"that guy's gotta be one of those animu freaks..."
"why do you say that?"
"he uses those animoticons in chat.."
"yeah..so...?"
"well I'm a jerk and a self-loathing closet geek of different stuff so I have to point that out."
"gotcha."
can be used as a verb or ad-verb
1. relating to eradicating or diminishing a large quantity of things
2. to go on a tirade of threatening and menacing
can be used as a verb or ad-verb
guy 1: hey guy 2, I heard about that prank the guys did on you...you ok?
guy 2: no...guy 1, I'm not. I'm going to hitler those sonsabitchs.
girl 1: wow...I feel like such a pig.
girl 2: what'd you do?
girl 1: I totally hitlered that whole box of oreos I got earlier. <groan> now I'm paying for it.