Country Dictionary

When your alive but your dead

“hey, how do you feel?” “i feel like i’m dlived”

Happy and feeling groovy

“I’m feeling very shnapy bob”

An undersized penis

“Hey bro, you really have a shrimp limp dick”

Tried but at the same time not

*on phone* “hey dude, i’m tirn”

Sexually defined as a snapple bottle

“I have finally can out to my family as a shnaqqy... but they didn’t take it that well”

Having the urge to lick someone or something

“I really have the lickys right now”