A fork of Rural Dictionary
like a bumblefaggot except they don't try to attract the opposite sex, instead, they avoid them completely on biblical proportions.
Girl: "Hi" Guy: *collapses and plays dead, treating the situation as a brown bear attack* *person watching*: "Look at that fucking bumblefarp!"
Getting into bed with your man whilst wearing freshly shat boxers, proceeding to grab the nearest lampshade, breaking it into small thin rods and leading a duo sounding session leading to large bloody cumshots and a shit smeared mattress.
Dude: “Im horny as fuck right now, bro I'm a freak for real” Bro: “Ever heard of a Dirty Tion?”