Country Dictionary

warrior run

A pathetic excuse for a high school. Situated in the middle of a cornfield on the far side of northern butkis, this school values a two-year tech school over Harvard (Harvard?, what's that?).

"I go to Warrior Run where cows outnuber people 10 to 1."

wankified

wierded out, not liking it, stunned almost

From wanky, perverted

She was so wankified that he touched that.

Kyler

A Kyler can be a buthead sometimes, but on those rare occasions that he is not he is super nice, fun to be around. He’s a keeper do t let him out of your life if you do he’s gone forever.

Hey Kyler come be my friend

goof juice

Goof juice comes from the fact that most people turn into goofs during and after drinking cheap wine.

Todd only has to have a few glasses of goof juice to get the same effect as drinking a case of beer.