Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

dweeble fester

A complete and total fucking IDIOT! ie;Daniel Curry(fucktard)

look at that dweeble fester,using a coat hanger to scrape her uterus!

by maj November 04, 2004

Raiden

Scapegoat a person blamed for others faults or a victim of fate. Raiden wasnt all that bad (Real MG fans know this the nes that _FINISHED_ The game)

"dude im not playing raiden"

by Maj March 09, 2005

baker's dozen

An act in which a man engages in at least 13 coital engagements to ejaculation, all within a 24 hour period. Represents high achievement of male sexual stamina, much as a marathon is to a runner or as ballooning around the world is to rich white men.

Man: How was the trip to see your "girlfriend"? Dude: Man, I tore her ass up! Made it a baker's dozen just so she wouldn't forget. Man: Whatever, Dude. Doesn't count if you cranked them out by hand.

by Maj February 20, 2004

mowby bing kingshu

referring to the sound a jew would make whilst in an oven

mowby bing kingshu screamed all the little jew burgers!!!

by maj November 04, 2004

MRUH

common sound made when: tired,drunk,stupid,confused,horny,gay,shaqin' it out with Justin's gf,being hungry,pickin up bitches and killin' em,or just plain dont give a fuck!

MRUH screamed Shaqtina whilst nuttin' over justin's weenus

by maj November 04, 2004

sheky flump

referring to a side effect of the common STD called chlamydigohnyherpesyphyllaids

i was with your mom and grandma last night,and all i got was this lousy case of the sheky flumps!

by maj November 04, 2004