Country Dictionary

The opposite of ‘Woke’. Where the state of being is both slow and asleep vs. being hip to facts... or ‘WOKE’b

I am so old and ASLOWOKE that I just wait for others whom I suspect are WOKE to inform and update me before I even speak!

A loss of the eggs existential state. Usually found on Easter. Also every other day.

I feel especially sorry for the Eggstential Crisis that is so demeaning to each and every egg! It’s bad enough to hunt them; but why must they be dying from dye and trampled by people who cage them in baskets!!!

The state of inert polarity within an electron. This anomaly creates no covalent; nor ionic bonds. Sad....

After only a couple of hours use; the generator could no longer produce negative energy from electrons; therefore creating the useless ‘ELECTROFFS’... void of energy or frenzy... they are sub subatomic particles!

The original and most notorious of the carbon oxide crew. Everywhere and invisible with dangerous style.

So you’re worried about CO-2 and hope we can deal with it better: but understand that C0-G is the Oxide Boss.

The almost impossible ability to separate facts from fiction due to the tiny amount of probable truth we as humans today... have obtained.

The older I get, the more I see SCIENCE-FRACTION as a sad condition. Until we can find more absolute science... it’s often just guessing.