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WOKE

WHEN YA SUDDENLY GO FROM IDIOT TO SCHOLAR IN MERE SECONDS.

"I was an idiot once, until I TOOKETH a pill and becometh wOke"

by RAlJlN March 01, 2019

WOKE

Whiney .. Obtuse .. Knuckleheads .. Entitled...

"As the protest turned violent the WOKE began to burn parked cars and businesses in protest of having a peaceful dialog with those who tell the truth for fear it would undermine their control of media false narratives"

by T.B. Told March 11, 2021

WOKE

I someone is wide awake they are WOKE. A person can get WOKE by eating lots of sugar and stuff. Synonym - Hype/Hyped/Hyper

Wow i didn’t get any sleep last night yet i’m still so WOKE. i’m planning to get WOKE today.

by trollicia April 16, 2019

WOKE

Originally dating back to at least the 1940s, an African American grammatical error, used to mean AWAKE, in a political sense. Unheard of in the UK until the BLM movement spread over here in the late 2010s. Then hijacked by middle class pseudo Socialists, as a virtue signal. Now used as an insult, to point out just how moronic and out of touch those people are. WOKE is like COOL, if you think you are, you're defiantly not.

That WOKE twat thinks men can have babies.

by Rikstir August 30, 2023

WOKE

Feel bad about Bethany Mandel freezing on camera? Having an awkward moment, when asked to define WOKE in a snappy 30 second sound-bite? Try this one: WOKE = Will Only Kriticize Europe. (The Kappa comes from Greek Krino, Kritikos, etc.) "Only" to be taken in two sentences: ONLY Europe / Christendom to be criticized; no criticism of Islam, Africa, Asia, USA Black culture, etc. ONLY Criticizing to destroy, no functionality, no forgiveness, no improvement. See "Chaztopia" and James Lindsay's tag-lines: "Communism doesn't know how." "The ruthless criticism of all that exists." Likewise, see #Kriticism, which is critical activity existing only in the Woke/Marxist/Tear-it-down mode, not leading to any actual improvements.

"Can you give us a quick definition of WOKE?" "When someone says they're WOKE, I can pretty much bet they Will Only Kriticize Europe. No criticism of other culture/religions will be permitted; no kind of functionality or improvement will be on the table. Only Kriticize, Kriticize, Kriticize." It's part of af the larger Cultural Marxist program to destroy everything functional and traditional by Kriticism.

by Didaskalos April 27, 2023

WOKE

Meant to describe how ones Awareness of the vastness of our universe and deep meaning behind every aspect of human life. Has nothing to due with being aware of specifically racism or SJW bullshit. Being Woke is knowing what is actually going on in the world and being able to read between the lines, or even further and reading through the lines. This is the original Urban Definition of Woke or WOKE back from 2015 when The homies in Long Island New York Witnessed the new use of it. Before the Mainstream took the term and made up a new false definition of the term.

Bitch I'm WOKE as fuck! do you even know what is happening in the world right now?- E.T. Do you even realize what china is doing to our country? Get WOKE Bro.

by ThuluThaGOD January 14, 2021

WOKE

1 aware of and actively attentive to important facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice) 2 A term adopted by the far right, fox news, and other cult-like groups from the, generally, better education subset of the U.S. population that considers race and social justice important in order to live in a functioning society. After initially adopting the term, FoxNews and other anti-american outlets, required an 'undefining' stage. There was also the process of training the right wing to associate the term with disdain. These two steps took place in tandem. Having the meaning adequately obfuscated and the base on the right successfully programmed the media is now free to use the term however, whenever and a) it's viewer respond initially with excessive salivating but that only lasts a few minutes with the preprogrammed level of outrage. Lastly, having trained the far-right 'people' successfully, they also able to declare anything as woke which while at the same time signal their base that they are still racists ie. saying they need to eliminate woke in this country, they are actually talking about eliminating minorities esp Black.

Tucker Carlson thought he had a great idea: " What if I change the meaning of the word Woke in such a way that will enable me to arbitrarily attack insert this week's noun but at the same time, keep saying 'I hate the blacks'. "

by _Diderot April 13, 2022