A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun: Another term for a maxi-pad. Due to the wing shaped fabric and adhesive material they are made out of.
Manager: "Hey Rick can you go clean the women's bathroom?"
Rick: "Seriously? Last time some nasty whore left a bloody airplane sticker stuck to the wall."
Noun: Hair that grows only on a fat male's chin roll. Similar to a turtle neck. Made famous by SNL Weekend Update City Correspondent Stefon.
That guy waiting in line needs to shave his fertile neck. It looks disgusting.