Country Dictionary

To act like or make noises simular to a grandfather clock when it stricks the top of the hour.

"He is bonging like a clock" said Ariel.

When you get a wedgie so bad that it makes your balls hurt just like they tied in a knot.

Ron: "Dude, I just a major wedgie!"
Denny: "Man, that must have hurt like hell!?"
Ron: "Yah, I pretty much had my balls in a knot!"

Used while texting to promote an action. Usually contains a verb or action word. Used without the "()" parentheses.

Sam: "My dog just died."
Mark: "Ah, Sam, I feel so bad for you. He was your best friend. *sniffle*"
Sam: "I'm gonna go cry over his grave now. *cry*"

Note: parentheses are not not used;
-Wrong: *()*
-Right: **

The opposite of IQ, but where you fail at being smart, or say something way below your intelligence level.

Joe: "So how did the IQ test go?"
Fred: "More like failQ test...my IQ is 59."
Joe: "Congrats, you're my dumbest friend!"

The one year, one month, and so on, anniversary of the first time you smoked a blunt. A true day to remember. And what do you do to celebrate? Roll another blunt!

Tex: "Dude, guess what today is!?"
Marko: "What?"
Tex: "It's my bluntaversary!"
Marko: "What are you gonna do to celebrate?"
Tex: "Roll another blunt! Wanna join me in celebrating?"
Marko: "Sure dude!"

While in class or an important meeting where texting is prohibited, one uses a book, wall, backpack, person, etc blocking the view of you texting from the teacher/instructor.

Ryan: "He Sally, I need to use your backpack as a text block."
Sally: "Ok, just don't make it obvious!"

The act of grabbing someones boob and pulling on it by accident. Not usually intended, but can be.

Lily ran up to me yesterday and boob-naped me! She is soo dead!