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The greatest form of "hard" rock in existance. Mostly dead now, thanks to the uprise of lackadaisical bands and talent lacking "musicians". Grunge and Punk replace Hair/glam metal in the rock wars. Great. Despite its suggestive and oftimes offensive lyrics, the msical talent was second to none. Insane guitar work and vocals were hallmarks of the genre. Whenever i say i like metal, i need to add the tag "Hair" just to ensure that i am not a satanic headbanger (i am just the wild kind).

I am a black hair metal-head, and proud

The crap left in the bottom of a whip cream can consisting of 10% creame 90% nitrous oxide. If you look closely, it does look like light jizz. If you are a fan of whip-its this is the oppurtune time to get silly on laughing gas.

Yo, brah, hit me up with some whipped creame yeah...oh dang, its just spizzin', this could take a while.

Essentially the Jimi Hendirx of blues. Considered by many to be one of the most influencial guitarists (Blues or otherwise) of all time and the undisputed king of blues. He and Jimi collaborated on a few songs, and if he were dead, he would be considered an equal to the late Jimi Hendrix. His birth name is Riley King, but changed his name to Blues Boy.

Greatest guitarists of all time (in no particular order) Jimi Hendrix, BB King, Slash, Zakk Wylde, Tony Iommi, Eric Clapton, Randy Rhoads and ummm....Jesus

In friend there is an R that stands for real, without the R its fiend, a merciless demon only wanting to destroy you.

You aint no friend, you's a fiend dog

Pornography in spam form, the only bona fide way to make junk mail fun

I was delighted to find "Bitches sitting on beef worm" in the subject bar of my most recent email, oh, happy day!! I have revieved sporm!!

What your woman/girlfriend/wife/main ho is to be addressed as Most powerfeul piece in chess A flamboyant man, usually gay A rock band whose vocalist was Freddie Mercury A female monarch

Baby, you my queen HAH! I took your queen, bitch! Goddam, you are such a friggin queen I got the new queen album...no wonder they call themselves queen... Queen Victoria is fuckin up, look at these taxes!

Or a new metal head, not to be confused with a nu metal head, because nu metal sucks, we are a society (or at least i am) of metalheads that dont conform to ANY group, that would include metalheads. Metal ISN'T supposed to have a dress code. A rusthead is nearly impossible to dissern from a non rusthead because we dont conform to the metalhead stereotype, but we do like metal. Personally, this ironhead dislikes nu-metal, mainstream and especially SATAN. We dont fit ANY stereotypes...one thing that sets this particular ironhead apart is the dark skin. Every ironhead is different simply because there is no set status quo, because as a sub species of metalhead, we hate those. The dress code is pants and a shirt...accessories are welcome and ears are mandatory. We also like other kinds of music...

Metalhead1- Pantera!! Metalhead2- Slayer!! Metalhead3- GWAR!! Rusthead- yep.. metalhead1- You, with the unique clothing, what are you dont here!! You are not metal!!! Rusthead- Oh? How you figure? Metalhead2- You aren't following the dress code! Rusthead- Not supposed to be a dresscode for metal, boys, i am also a metalhead, but i dont conform...if you were to put a label on me, it would probobly say Rust Metalhead3- But satan is king!! Rusthead- No, he isn't. Metal is about the music, not the friggin' fashion, now back up before i split a motherfucker Metalhead1- How can you consider yourself a metalhead, you dont dress like us! We are nonconformists- Rusthead- Yep, really indivitual, look, there is a reason we call you 1 2 and 3, we couldn't distinguish between you guys otherwise. Look, the fact that you guys have put a status quo on metal is a friggin' irony, simply because the purpose of metal is to not conform to anything, so the more you guys look like each other, the less metal you become *metalhead3 bursts into tears.