A fork of Rural Dictionary
rhys is the biggest virgin, he prob will be a virgin for life or might lose his virginity at 45 in his mums basement.
man 1: rhys is the biggest virgin! man 2: ikr he prob wont lose his virginity until he is 45! man 1: what a ultra virgin man 2: rhys the virgin lol
rhys contracted aids with his boyfriend in africa.
man 1: did you see that rhys has aids man 2: yeah wtf lol
a vanna joke is hillarious, he is so funny and so amazing. it is the opposite of a rhys joke because this is actually amusing.
man 1: says funny joke man 2: that was a vanna joke because that was hillarious
a joke that is unfunny or unamusing. he likes men and has a big forehead
man 1: vanna look at your forehead haha everyone else: *doesn't laugh* vanna: that was a rhys joke
rhys likes hippos, he admitted to it in a problem based learning class at exactly 11:52am on the 21st of October 2020, he also commented that he especially likes male hippos or 5000000000kg hippos.
rhys: guys I like hippos, especially male ones class: lol ur gay kid rhys: just because I like Beastiality doesn't make me different!!! class: rhys likes hippos!
a man named Rhys who likes cows, also associated with English class and English presentations.
rhys: "fuck you all" *with photo of a cow* class: *laughs* rhys: I am dating a male cow class: lol rhys likes cows