A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shakir is a person who find new meanings to life. They often remark how sunny the clouds are or how dim the ocean is. One problem is he refers to them with "Sunny like your mothers v*gina" or "Dim like the dimness of my c*m".
Person 1: Just speak. Tell me how you feel babes.
Person 2 (Shakir): ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh F8ck me harder dadddyyy, aaaw ohh bebs pls touch meeeee. im not hornyyyyyyyy. Please reverse cowgirl me and lemme russian flashbang
A boy asked his father 'Can I marry grandma' (he was American).
Father: Why?
Child: She loves me and I love her and I think she'd cook for me!
Father: You can't do that!
Child: Why?
Father: Because you can't marry my mother.
Child: But you married mine!
(joke, kids don't try this)