A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of entering the House of Commons pissed-drunk and shagging the hottest MP doggy style. (You need a rotisserie chicken and a joint to do this act.)
PM: My god! He's giving her the dirty Dilwyn!
Dilwyn: Fuck off! I'm having a drink!
When you run out of glowsticks trying to write "Happy".
My friends made me so hapf when they threw that surprise party.
Bloodbath made me so unhapf.
When you run out of glow sticks trying to write "Happy".
I was so hapf when they threw the surprise party at Bloodstock this year.
Seeing Bloodbath made me so unhapf
The act of an elderly man (or woman) giving oral sex with their dentures removed and biting the head of the penis or clitoris.
If Bernie Sanders endorses Kamala Harris, maybe she'll let him do the New-York Gummy bear to her.