A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who always asks for stuff from a friend or random people; preferably food.
Nelly always mooches sugar cookies off Sarah.
An excuse scummy men use to their wives, which means "I'm f***ing the secretary after work."
"Honey, I have to work late tonight." (he's so f***ing someone!)
The lagging of shit, or junk mail on your computer.
I hate it when my computer shitlags.