A fork of Rural Dictionary
A tailless, largely aquatic, South American rodent, often exceeding 4ft. In length.
Vice Principal: Don’t look now Pedro but I think that tailless, largely aquatic, South American rodent swimming next to you may be a Capybara Child at the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee: Wow! That didn’t help at all!
That one musical written by William Finn with a long-ass name. It's about a bunch of children with exaggerated personalities and very tragic backstories at a spelling bee. It also boasts the song "My Unfortunate Erection" that will always get censored by the school doing it.
Guy 1: "Hey, Quinn got into the school musical, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee!" Guy 2: "Who does she play?" Guy 1: "The Kid Who Gets an Erection"