Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

snot

nostral fluid

i've just sneezed and shot all green snot all over my computer i'll leave it here for the cleaner doris

by marie August 22, 2003

Carrot

a orange vegetable that makes you see in the dark (ye right)

why have i got carrots in my sick i havn't had carrots (it is the eight wonder of the world)

by marie August 11, 2003

pubes

wirey corse hair with the same texture as a scorra

heee look at that bird shes got a mostache hanging out her knickers she could put a quiff in that

by marie August 04, 2003

kill yourself

when you take your own life then you live no more

i'm gunna go and kill myself when i finish work cuz i've had a fucking nuff of the living in the world bag of shit it is (good bye)

by marie August 18, 2003

bonk

inserting ones penis in to a womens vagina

i enjoy bonking, will you give me a good bonk

by marie August 20, 2003

habble

The onomatopoeia which refers to the sound produced by wiggling the tongue from the upper lip to the lower in rapid repetition. Originally created to re-enact an overzealous kiss. Modified to represent anything that is desirable, or thus, lickable/likeable.

If you see an attractive person, the motion of "habble-ing" (in their direction or towards a friend) would indicate you think they merit positive tongue-involving activities.

by marie November 26, 2003

ineedunow

i need u now...means i totally want you...

hes such an ineedunow

by marie March 20, 2005