A fork of Rural Dictionary
Social Networking Obsession Turmoil
Person 1:Dude, what the hell is Rick doing tonight? Person 2:He is sitting on facebook. He has snot.
Something you can sell on ebay, so long as you claim you took it from John lennon's dying body in 1980.
A: I spent my paycheck on a jar of snot that someone took from John Lennon's dying body 24 years ago! B: You idiot!
A top secret weapon used to disgust people and throw at...also in an emergency you can eat.
We must arm the booger and fire it at li'l suzy so she will get grossed out then finish her test so she can get an F