A fork of Rural Dictionary
A rather unsavory hybrid skank-bitch.
Don't be such an Oozy Skitch!
Someone who goes to ANY 12 step meeting for the purpose of looking for a one night stand. They see people in recovery as "low hanging fruit" and tend to prey on them for their own sexual gratification whether it be a one night stand or a friends with benefits type situation or even a relationship.
I warned her that he might try to pick her up at the recovery meeting, he was so obviously a 13th stepper. He had always been a predator to ladies in recovery.
When a guy so fugly peopositions you and your response can only be: "I wouldn't sleep with you if I was starving and your weiner was a ham sandwich."
Example #1 Female 1: "That guy is so damn fugly!" Female 2: "I know! He is a total 'Hamweiner!'" Example #2 Check out that 'Hamweiner ' over there.
A designated "look out" for the fuzz when something nefarious is going down.
Keep Knit while I raid that betches stash! I don't want any surprises this time!