Country Dictionary

The most horrible band in the history of modern music. Styx recorded the worst song in human history, 'Mr. Roboto'.

I'd rather have my sack stapled to a cactus than listen to Styx

The strongest force in the universe.

Whatcha ya gonna do brother, when the 24" pythons and Hulkamania run wild on you!?

Any of an elite caliber of second basemen in the game of softball.

Jurado is an intergal part of his team's double-play combination.

A liquid defacation so forceful you have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff.

I ate the buffet at Foo Kee and ended up with explosive diarrhea

A promiscuous and/or unattractive woman with whom a man would normally have nothing to do - however he sleeps with her anyways because he's in a slump.

Come on man, it was a slumpbuster.

What you call sluts when they are within earshot.

What's up, sloots?

Any of a number of stupid looking hats that dumbass high school jackoffs typically wear. Usually seen while listening to Linkin Park and picking their nose/ass.

Anyone who wears a condom hat should have their ass kicked. Man, look at all the condom hats getting into their mom's cars when the mall closes.