A fork of Rural Dictionary
a digestive condition in which your stool has a consistency and form similar to diarrhea, but not quite as runny. Like diarrhea, also known to cause frequent trips to the bathroom. Can come in the form of beer shits.
I really needed to be productive today, but I had a terrible case of semiarrhea.
adjective; used to describe those on Facebook who not only participate in Farmville, "What kind of ____ are you" quizzes, etc.- but also feel the need to inform you of their progress and results, under the false assumption that you give a damn.
Wow, I'm really glad Michael was able to obtain a fake peach tree, for his fake orchard, on a game that allows you to grow fake fruits and vegetables, I guess so you can then take them to the fake market or feed your fake family. Michael goes appshit entirely too often, so his news status is officially hidden.