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Dan-Whammying

1) A form of whammying on guitar hero known to get the most amount of points quickly by alternating between no whammy and fully whammy in the quickest amount of time.

2) A euphemism for tearful masterbation.

1) 'Dude, you got so many points, you must have been dan-whammying!'

2)

Person A: 'Dude, why the fuck are you crying and ejaculating on yourself?'
Person B: 'Oh, i've been Dan-Whammying.'

by MattDutton February 04, 2012

FTT

Abbreviation of 'Fucking TalkTalk'.
Said so because TalkTalk is world renowned for being the shittest ISP in the world, often said when their connection disconnects (as per usual) every other minute.

<Fouldini> Hey man hows you?
<Daryl> Im good, you?
**Fouldini has disconnected**
<Daryl> Lol.
**Fouldini has connected**
<Fouldini> FTT.
<Daryl> xD

by MattDutton July 09, 2009