Country Dictionary

While working in a particular industry to obtain items for free

Jimmy got some shwag while working at the Foghat show

To collect spare change, either from couches, passerbys on the street or any numerous other ways and means

Jimmy doesn't have enough money for the show, he will have to spange.

noun: a person who is considered to be the king of assholes

Jimmy maybe an asshole, but Tom is an asspope

Ejaculating on a woman's face, to cause her to groan, raise her arms and stumble about in search of a towel.

Jimmy gave Jane a hideous zombie mask.

1. To be truly excited
2. To be on the losing end of a no-win situation, see also fucked

1. Jimmy is really torqued about seeing this movie
2. Jimmy knew he was torqued when he saw the gun.

Female genitalia similar to junk, which is the male genitalia

Jane's garbage was sore from her constant masturbation

To be homosexual

Jimmy is a little light in the loafers if you know what I mean.