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He didnt kill anybody! Euronymous clearly tripped and fell onto 25 conveniently placed knives!
Varg Vikernes stabbed Euronymous in the back 25 times
A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.
Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.
Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?
Guy 2: I like Tool.
Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End
Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy
Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time
Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance
Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
a cool mmorpg for people who like grindy games that they can play with other people. If you look past all of the neckbeards and jackasses who are way too addicted to the game, its actually a pretty fun experience with content around every corner.
you can go questing with friends, start a raid party and do dungeons, lose all your money in a gambling ring, get e-drunk with people who are allegedly women, or get roped into a race war.
a lot of people will call you a loser for enjoying this game. Its best to just ignore them and keep doing what you like as long as you dont let the game consume your life.
Guy 1: ive been playing World of Warcraft lately
Guy 2: lol you play World of Warcraft? loser
The most well known metal band of all time that somehow has one of the worst metal drummers of all time.
Person 1: "Have you listened to Metallica's new album St. Anger?"
Person 2: "I couldn't listen to more than 30 seconds of it because Lars Ulrich is a shit drummer."
A form of gambling on World of Warcraft. Basically the Azeroth equivalent to shooting dice.
Here are the rules (may vary depending on who you deathroll with)
- Two players agree on an amount of gold to bet
- The first player /rolls 10 times the amount bet (e.g. 100 gold deathrolls start with /roll 1000)
- The second player will /roll the amount the first player rolled
- Both players continue taking turns rolling until someone hits 1
- The player who hits 1 loses and has to pay the other player the money
Sometimes, a deathroll may come down to a coinflip, where one player rolls a 2 and then the next player has a 50% chance of losing it all.
Here are some example scenarios:
Johno: Lets deathroll 100G
Willard: Ok you go first
Johno rolls 642 1-1000
Willard rolls 394 1-642
Johno rolls 128 1-394
Willard rolls 12 1-128
Johno rolls 3 1-12
Willard rolls 2 1-3
Johno: Shit...
Johno rolls 2 1-2
Willard rolls 2 1-2
Johno: WHAT
Johno rolls 1 1-2
Willard: lets go! GG
Johno: *painstakingly hands over 100 Gold*
Swøckwickdus: 50 gold deathroll. Who wants to go the distance?
Guy 1: here we go boys
Yates: ill do it. you go first
Swøckwickdus rolls 330 1-500
Yates rolls 1 1-330
Yates: NO! SHIT
Guy 1: LMAOOOOOO
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHA
Yates: *hands over 50 gold*
Swøckwickdus: its been a pleasure doing business with you
1: A form of torture involving cuts made on both corners of the victim's mouth, causing a wide grin to form (also called glasgow smile).
2: A cool deathcore band
Asshole: "I just gave some guy a chelsea grin with my knife."
Metalhead: "I like to listen to Chelsea Grin. Their music is cool."
A means of measuring how smart someone is based on their ability to solve problems, gather and analyze information, and think logically. The intelligent population gets smaller every year.
Things people with low intelligence say:
"Who the hell is that guy? He's dead so he's probably irrelevant"
"The Bible is all fiction"
"I hate your music"
"You use AMD? Dumbass. Intel is better."
"I am a pedophile"
Things people with high intelligence say:
"I wonder who that person was. I might do some research later."
"I personally don't believe in the events that took place in the Bible but if you do, I respect that."
"I'm not a big fan of the music you listen to but I respect your opinion."
"You use AMD? Cool. I prefer Intel because it feels more versatile and the motherboards are less picky about RAM. What do you like about AMD?"
"I am not a pedophile"
Guy 1: "That guy over there is a pedophile."
Guy 2: "He must have low intelligence."