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Blowjobbery

Referring to the various acts and degrees of a blowjob while maintaining never having given a full blowjob.

Bardalin: Hey! I didn't actually give him a blow job, I only had it in my mouth for like a minute.
Cranston: So it was like a slip of the tongue tip of the dong type situation?
Bradalin: Yea and I didn't go up and down I just kinda went side to side.

Cranston: Now that's some blowjobbery there!

by MavisBeacon21 May 20, 2013

Vagmahgoric

Bleeding vaginas or the viewing of bloody vaginas during child birth.

Levi: Hey guys, did you see that vagmahgoric scene on Sense8.
Gary: Oh yea you mean season 1 episode 10 with all those bleeding vaginas and bloody baby births!!!!!
Adam: Yea we saw it but I was a little disappointed with the lack of diversity in that scene. I would liked to have seen some trans-vagmahgorism in there......I mean they have the characters.

by MavisBeacon21 August 31, 2015