A fork of Rural Dictionary
Burgs are nipples that are really large, round and brown, therefore having a vague 'burger' appearance to them
"I was in the swimming pool yesterday and saw a man with the nastiest burgs I've ever seen."
A perverted looking smile with connotations of the smile bearer desiring to participate in illegal sexual activity.
Wow, look at that guy over there, he has such a peadosmile