Country Dictionary

string tingler

A person with such levels of skill that the can make an adult male ejaculate their love muck merely by tickling the aforementioned male's banjo string. Can be used as a derogatory term.

Look at that fit hunny over there. I bet you she'd be a string tingler

friend of Freddie

Homosexual. Taken from gay cliche that was Freddie Mercury.

No point chatting him up love, he's a friend of Freddie

love muck

A take on the phrase "love milk" but slightly dirtier sounding.

I'd love to splay my love muck over her chebs!!!

mcsplurry

The act of taking a crap in a McDonalds toilet.

I'd leave going in there for a while, I've just done a fucking evil McSplurry

McShit with lies

Using the toilets in McDonalds having given the assurance to the staff that you'll buy something.

"....yeah, I'm chocking on a shunky. My mate's getting the food in just now..."

shunky

The act of defecation

PLOP! oh, that was a good shunky