A fork of Rural Dictionary
The beings who genuinely think that if they ever let up on discipline the slightest, you'll become a hobo living out of a car you stole.
My parents are shouting at me for smiling at them.
A bunch of people who dogmatically hold the Bible as inerrant and litteral, and bend all facts to suit that purpose.
Let's go look for an institution with bad science! How about Answers in Genesis?
Jeans that are oximoronically(new word?) pre-ripped. Basically poser teenagers buy these for extremely high prices so they can look cool, tough, and weathered.
Real Ripped Jeans: Hey look, that guy has a pair of work pants with holes in them. He must be pretty hard working. Fake: Wow, that guy is a fuckin' poser.
On of the worse, yet more popular, songs from Green Day's 21st Century Breakdown.