A fork of Rural Dictionary
A delusion self-congratulatory label for someone who has not idea when to buy and especially when to sell a stock. Supposedly one who refuses to sell despite temporary downturns and marginal gains to hold on long enough to hit the big win and attain fantasy stock-picker-genius status. But, in reality, has no clue how trading or investing actually works and squanders the meagre life-savings accumulated from their $35,000 a year loser job, pawning their electric guitar, and stealing money from their mother's top dresser drawer.
Ed: So, you gonna sell the Game Stop shares now? Doubling your money to $10,000 in three days is pretty cool! Norton: No way, man, I got diamond hands, I'm holding on all the way to the top! Ed: So, now that it's crashed what are you gonna do? Norton: I still got $350 in my account, I'm holding on till GME hits $1,000 per share. Diamond Hands, bitches! Ed: NO, you cannot sleep on my floor.
Vaccinated. Immunized. Safe to get into whatever fucked-up shit you want to with a goddamned mask.
Jethro: u up? Matilda: You vaxied yet? Jethro: You know it. Matilda: I'm DTF!