A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who eats and/or prepares so much fried chicken their cholesterol levels are dangerous.
Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.
A Caucasian Tight End in football, goes against the stereotype of "White Receiver" since he is usually somewhat athletic and fast.
Tony Gonzalez is the best White End in the league, oh wait he is Hispanic. Dallas Clark is the best White End...
A Caucasian wide receiver in football, usually lacking either speed, physical prowess, or any athleticism whatsoever. However, he always catches the ball and is usually the most consistent player on the offense.
Wes Welker has really stepped his game up since going to New England! He is the best white receiver in the game; he is always white open too!
A sleazy woman's lower leg or ankle tattoo, usually of a rose, barbed wire, panther, or butterfly.
Did you see that strippers skankle tattoo? Looks like she got it when doing 2 years for her involvement in a Tennessee portable meth lab.
When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.
Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.
A massage parlor, usually located in a strip mall, where the phrase "you want to turn over?" means it's time for "happy ending".
TJ just got back from the whack shack, those Asian girls gave him the 3 finger special.
When you and the boys go out to pick up girls and everyone strikes out, then have to go to a whack shack so the evening isn't a total loss.
We went out for Adam's Birthday and the chicks were hatin', despite our persuasion and charm...so we had to activate the whack up plan.