A fork of Rural Dictionary
A super shredded calf muscle, usually owned by a triathlete or other bad ass athlete.
Adam: Man my legs are tired after that 50 mile bike ride!
Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.
The status of a "white receiver" who is often left uncovered by the opposing defense due to his lack of game breaking speed or athleticism; however it can backfire as the "white receiver" seldom drops the ball and is very clutch
They should throw the ball to Johnny more, he is always white open!
A dog or cat who is a little bit "slow", distracted, or socially awkward.
"Your dog seems a little off today, he is trying to drink out of the toilet even though the lid is down!"
Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!