A fork of Rural Dictionary
When that pussy is overheated, stuffed up and tasteless
Dr. Fauci recommends keeping a 6 foot distance from all dirty dicks or else you could get covussy
When a dude texts you but makes no effort to make plans. This sort of texting behavior makes you excited for potential D so you take the time to respond, but really it turns out to be a waste of your time and reading energy.
“Ben texted me and asked what I was up to this week.”
“Oh nice... Are you guys going to hang out?”
“No idea, he didn’t even ask. It was total dickbait.”
The part of a man’s belly that hits the perfect spot when you’re on top, providing the perfect place to rub your cooch
I didn’t fully understand why women opted to consistently go for softer men until I went on a date with one and my clit hit the cooch pooch
A person who isn’t easy on the eyes.
“This guy I’m talking to on Hinge says his roommate is single. Should we go on a double date?”
“Ask him to send a pic, I’m not getting stuck at dinner with a fug boat.”