Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

George Jetson

A construction worker who thinks he's gods gift to operators but all he really does is stands there and pushes buttons all day.

person 1-"I cant beleive that all allen does is sit there and not do shit but thinks he's so amzing" person 2- "Yea, he's being such a George Jetson"

by Megalainie November 25, 2024

David Copperfield

When a guy and a girl get another party involved in a sexual act and one of them disappears leaving the other one and the included party to finish by themselves.

This couple came to me with a proposition and I accepted it but half way through it s the woman pulled a David Copperfield on me and disappeared leaving me to satisfy her man

by Megalainie November 25, 2024

Dragon

Someone typically on drugs that takes way to long to do everything or anything. Pronounced Drag--on

I called up my dude for some shit but he's acting like a dragon

by Megalainie November 24, 2024

Lady Slayer

A guy that women can not help themselves around.

Damn he's such a lady slayer

by Megalainie November 25, 2024

Bass

A woman you wanna catch and keep.

Damn that girls a bass.

by Megalainie November 25, 2024

Squatish

Someone that reads with a fake shitty Scottish accent

Jesse stop using your Squatish accent

by Megalainie November 24, 2024

Squatish

Someone who reads aloud using a terrible fake Scottish accent.

Jesse is always trying to read in Squatish

by Megalainie November 24, 2024