A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used to describe an individual who actively engages in anal sex but refuses to practice proper anal hygiene. Once someone is labeled or carry the "Mud Road" moniker, their success at attracting other partners can be significantly impaired /damaged.
Allan was confused on why he was not having any luck attracting sexual partners at the bar. His friend informed him he had the reputation of being a Mud Road and would need to start routinely washing his anal and rectum area more consistently.
A large bowling pin shaped man from southern Georgia who shares similar characteristics to a hippo , rhino and a manatee.
A Trunkyson was spotted in a pool consuming 4 heads of lettuce.
Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat" League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.
Generic term for a gay middle-aged male who participates in homosexual acts determined by the roll of a dice. A Klobez is sworn to accept and abide by whatever homosexual act the role of the dice falls upon. In some cases, participants get back-to-back penetration die rolls and can prove problematic to perform. In the event one cannot perform the sexual act because of a flaccid state they my use the term BOB which is an acronym for "Back off Butt" when the term BOB is used the participant has the ability to roll the dice again in hopes of an act they can perform.
A well respected Klobez organized a large game of gay dice at the fraternity.
An easily offended/triggered Michigan Wolverine fan or student who believes Wolverine football is still relevant even though they have retained one national title in past the 100 years
A group of Wolverqueens piled into a safe trigger room after the University of Michigan lost its 5th game straight
Bumm Play is a sexual act where two individuals create stimulation by rubbing butts together at a rapid pace which in turn creates friction and heat. The act was given the name Bumm Play during a sexual harassment lawsuit at Mongo Logistics where the employer had several employees participate in the act and was subsequently sued for sexual harassment. It is mainly popular in the homosexual community but has recently been performed by heterosexuals as well.
The gay man pulled down his gym shorts and engaged in bumm play with the gay owner of the company.