A fork of Rural Dictionary
The link between satanic rituals and god's holy land. Also known as America.
Let's go to the "Holy Melon" Guy 1: The "Holy Melon" is as ripe as ever Guy 2: Wow, I wonder how much a house is gonna cost
An extra juicy cantaloupe that never Rotts. This is something that you can eat any time of year without any chance of tasting Goop.
Guy: Want a "Holy Melon"? Girl: No, you've had that for weeks Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad
Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).
Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months. Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
"Getting Comfy", is a new term invented by a high school teacher, explaining chromosomes to her students. "Getting Comfy" is a substitute for unprotected sex.
Jack and Jill are "getting comfy" on the hill. In 9 months, they will have a child.