A fork of Rural Dictionary
A straight sis white male or a person who disagrees with a feminist or SJW.
An alcoholic drink containing -1 shot of vodka -1 shot of eggnog schnapps -1 shot of original monster energy -1/2 can of Dr Pepper It may sound bad but it’s surprisingly good
Yo, you got the stuff to make Slav coffee?
The diarrhea and or gas one gets after drinking a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake.
Dude I had the shammy shits last night after that shake.
When your scrotum gets stuck to the inside of your thighs and it needs to be peeled off.
Ripping the sticker is uncomfortable but feels way better after.
A staircase where anal sex happens at random usually by prostitutes.
Hey joe let's go to the anal staircase
When a man has balls that constantly stick to their thighs and have to be ripped off like Velcro or a sticker.
I kept getting Velcro sack during my lecture, I swear it made a noise when I hat to pull it off.