Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

moose

verb. To raise both hands to your head to simulate moose antlers whilst having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind.

I pulled a random bird in Zanzibar last night, took her home and moosed her three times.

by mercunium November 21, 2003

drop the kids

To take a shit - short for Drop The Kids Off At The Pool

Back in a sec, just gonna drop the kids.

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

San Marino

A pizza establishment in Birmingham, England that delivers a mildly warm 16" Hawaiian pizza for £12 and gives you two 9" pizzas free. The pizzas they deliver more often than not have an additional topping of man custard that comes free of charge.

I'd like a buy one get two free offer please

by mercunium November 11, 2003

scrotrot

A term for a sexually transmitted infection - cf. nobrot

Jim's got scrotrot again

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

windypops

Flatulence. cf. fart

I've got a touch of the windypops tonight after that curry!

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

man paste

See man custard

Indian food usually comes served with a liberal portion of man paste

by mercunium November 11, 2003

Frigging

The art of performing a clitoral stimulation. cf frig

Lisa was frigging herself in the library again today.

by Mercunium August 16, 2003