Country Dictionary

idina menzel

Broadway star. Occasionally green, always awesome. Has an EXTREMELY devoted/insane/obsessed fan base. Sings better than you. Or you. Yeah, or you.

Oh my frickin' GOD, Idina Menzel just posted on her blog! I have to go comment in hopes that she might possibly read it and email me back and then my life would be complete! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! *breaks out into a terrible rendition of "Defying Gravity" and faints*

snirty

The leftover, dirty looking snow left on the side of the road after the roads have been cleared.

Snow + dirty = SNIRTY.

"Ew, look at all the snirty."