A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Shin Taker is someone who is under 5'0, wears a plague doctor mask with a bunny hoodie on. People do not know what The Shin Taker's gender is, so people say normally they/them. The Shin Taker has many weapons such as, an axe, chainsaw, knife, ect. Anyone could become The Shin Taker if they're under 5'0. If you make 10 short jokes within a day they can legally take your shins. (You have to wear The Shin Taker outfit)
Friend 1: Uhhh what are you wearing? Friend 2: Halloween costume. Friend 1: Oh that makes sense! Friend 2: *Takes friend 1's shins* and that's for all the short jokes you bastard. Friend 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?! I'm bleeding out! Friend 2: I'm The Shin Taker, you made multiple short jokes today. To be exact 10. I am legally allowed to take your shins.
It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside. (Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)
Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day! Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here). Friend 2: W....what does that even mean?? Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up. Friend 2: What is wrong with you two